WHEN A WOMAN LIES

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'My dear child, why are you crying?' The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

'Is this your thimble?' the Lord asked .

The seamstress replied, 'No.'

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

'Is this your thimble?' t he Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, 'No.'The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

'Is this your thimble ?' the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, 'Yes.' The Lord was pleased w ith the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, 'Why are you crying?'

'Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.

'Is this your husband?' the Lord asked.

'Yes,' cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!' The seamstress replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

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It' s sunday so meaning to say "pagsamba" gumising ako ng 345 am para maghanda sa aking pag tupad kasabay nito ako ay pinaghanda ni jon ng mainit na tubig at bread na may nutella so loob. 430 am na ng ako'y dumating sakto sa oras ng aking panata, sa ingat yaman ako'y antok ng konti at ilang ulit akong nagkamali (kakahiya) sa isang transaction lang 37 800 plus 2000 ang aking sinulat sa total ay 40000 hahaha ang layo diba so nag compute ako ulit 37 800 plus 2000 = 38 000 sabi ng kapatid sister mali pa din nahiya na ako at simulan nun ako'y nagising na 39 800 pala ang sagot haay ! T_ _ _ _ ko. After ng aking tupad si jon ay nag pasama sa akin sa Drive thru tapos ay hinatid ko na rin siya agad sa dako kung saan siya ay mangangasiwa ng pagsamba tapos ako ay dali-dali ng nagmaneho pauwi kung saan ang kanyang butihing ina naman ang aking ihahatid sa kapilya o dako kung saan naman siya ay tutupad pagkatapos nag park na ako sa kanto hmm dumating si jon magat at nasigawan ko kasi pinaikot ako sa pag papark ko hmm baguhin ko mr. jon ! pero nag paumanhin din ako pagkatapos. Pauwi kami ay bumili ng saging at pinya para sa aming tanghalian tinuruan ako magluto ni jon ng SININGANG ng Baboy hmm malapot at maasim ang akong pag kakagawa.

Hmm mainit daw ulo ko? pansin ko nga napaka iritable ko ngayon at talaga inis na inis ako ngayon lagi. Dito ako sa kwarto namin ni jon at nag blog at nanonood ng TV habang si jon ay tulog sa aming kama. Maya maya tatabihan ko kasi matutulog na ako hehehe

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horoscope ko:

gemini - sept 19

Just be aware that the love and support of others should really help to boost your self-confidence right now. Be prepared to show off your formidable charisma and express your creative and romantic impulses today. Your powers of persuasion should be running quite high. You might find yourself feeling rather lucky right now, and you shouldn't be afraid of taking a few chances today.

You ought to be able to talk your way into and out of almost anything right now. Just remember to dedicate plenty of time to your children and loved ones today. And see if you can manage to spend a little time doing something creative or artistic if you can too.

Saturday, Sep 20, 2008

If things seem to have fallen into a bit of an unhealthy pattern with your family lately, just realize that the best way to make an effort to break out of the cycle is to quit reacting so emotionally. There's no reason to let old negative habits automatically take control right now. So try to work on developing some new ways of effectively dealing with any difficult family issues.

If you can just manage to do this, then things should be starting to seem a little more positive and hopeful around the home front before long. And your spirits could be lifting and you should be starting to feel a lot more involved and in control around the house once again.


Sunday, Sep 21, 2008

Don't be afraid to share your feelings with those you care about today. You could find yourself enjoying an awful lot of fun, pleasure and even romance with the special people in your life right now. Just be careful that you don't let yourself get too carried away with everything that you do at this time.

You should be able to have quite a good time today. Just realize that if you over-extend your energies too much right now, you might find yourself feeling somewhat exhausted by the end of the day. If you can just remember to take a little better care of yourself, then you really ought to be able to enjoy yourself and your time with your loved ones even more right now.

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